Kramer SM-1H Electric Guitar (Nashville, Tennessee)

$ 749.99

If ya wants the rock and roll, here it is. This shred machine is a no-frills, one humbucker, Floyd Rose-havin’, shark-tooth inlay showin’, pointy headstock, one knob, GOLD fingerin’ (see what I did there) assassin. If you can’t shred on this dude, buy it anyway and practice!

And yes, the gig bag is trimmed in gold too. #pimpdaddy