THE Gretsch G5220 Electromatic Jet BT w/ V-Stoptail – Jade Grey Metallic (NY/NJ) (*o*)

$ 425.00

Boring Description VS My Description:

BORING Description 🙁

Sophisticated and sensible, Electromatic® Jet™ BT models are the perfect real, pure, and powerful Gretsch® instruments. They’re your next-step Gretsch—bold, dynamic, articulate, and crafted with essential Gretsch sound, style, and playability. If you are a beginner or intermediate, this will upgrade your playing and is more VERSATILE than it may appear – I play everything from light John Mayer solos to Megadeth floor-shaking riffs. It makes you feel like a badass, ripping a sexy sportscar in the 70’s on an interstate road with mountains and shores surrounding you — I will tell you it can roar like one all the same. You should genuinely consider adding this baddie to your arsenal (click the orange button and send me an offer, happy to work with anyone interested)

MY Description 😮

Trust me – this guitar is serious as shit. It’s not for lazy fingers and poor phrasing… but if you want to upgrade your playing to buttery riffs and solos that make your eyes roll back, CLICK that ORANGE BUTTON above and I’ll work with you!!

It’s only a few years old and I’ve made sure to take good care of her. I would’ve labeled it mint (deservedly) if there wasn’t a scuff on the pickguard (which I could easily replace and then call mint if I didn’t need $ atm). If that scares you… I don’t want to sell this guitar to a damn pansy so look away, you don’t deserve it, go buy an Epiphone Ukulele.

I got it in 2021, but it’ll EAT UP the 80’s METAL or John Mayer soft-boy SOLOS like no issue — Kreator, Motorhead, maybe some Venom, Judas Priest, Randy Rhoads (but if you want to play Randy Rhoads, you should buy a Randy Rhoads, you scum).

This guitar can play Motley Crue and Megadeth or BB and Mayer, it’s up to you — it’s as multi-faceted as a damn multitool (I actually wanted to name it that but I doubt anyone looks up “Multitool-esque Guitar,” all I’m saying is if you did… this guitar would show up.)

This guitar needs to play GOOD RIFFS and not BORING doom riffs. Gretsch guitars are the PRIME of guitar craftsmanship straight outta Brooklyn baby, made by musical wizards that give your ears mini climaxes with every pentatonic and triad — if you think otherwise, you haven’t played one of these ABSOLUTE TANKS.

If you want to play REAL GUITAR RIFFS, this guitar is for you! If you have a Marshall full-stack in your bedroom, THIS GUITAR IS FOR YOU.

IN SUMMATION,

This guitar is the kid from high school that you hated for being smart as hell while also getting more b*tches than you — yet, he was infuriatingly likable so it was really difficult to hate him beyond jealousy. Everyone I know that holds this guitar loves it, everyone that doesn’t wishes they did! Send an offer, and learn how it grips your stomach and makes your ears weep.