Dude, I hear you and I understand. Look-it, you’re in your 50’s now and that wife just don’t understand the proclivities of man.
The “proclivities” I speak of is; How’s that Dee? That’s it, “I wanna rock.” She knew this about you when you met, right? Then kinda like that quote we’ve all read;
“A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.”
That persistence is called “growing up” and excepting responsibility. Futilely, you try and play it off, but, that’s when it strikes you. You have become another brick in the wall. I know, I know and I got you. This Charvel you see right here is just the thing that will help you shrug off that life mortar to get you back. Yep, back to where you belong.
This 22 maple fret board beast is more than capable in capable hands. Of course, this has the NOS Charvel Brass Trem, graphics that’ll make Eddie Ojeda proud and the DiMarzio Super Distortion that slaps your face so hard, you’ll believe you insulted Will Smith’s wife. This guitar was limited back in 2004 as you may know and of course comes with the original case.
People, like that quote from Red in the Shaw shank Redemption. “Get busy living or get busy dying.” That’s right Red and I damn well agree.
You may wanna know, that this guitar is in “Excellent” condition of course and is ready for any occasion. If you need me, then, I’ll be hangin’ with Dee. What now?
LIKE A CHARGING BULL, IT’S A JUGGERNAUT.
WITH STEAM AT FULL, NEVER TO BE CAUGHT.
Dude just summed up the tone of this guitar in two bars. Well played, sir…